Afternoon Crumbs

The homeless heroin addict who is always asking you for a cigarette outside of the liquor store or the kid from Third Rock From The Sun? – Lainey Gossip

I spy Hermione Granger’s bra – Egotastic!

Why won’t Wonky stick her crotch in a roach motel already? Nobody wants to see peep at that mess! – Hollywood Tuna

Does Chloe Sevigny ever put away her titties? – Towleroad

I’d hit it, even if his jizz tastes like an ash tray – Popsugar

More like FAILing (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Would it be considered “green” if we flush Cameron Diaz down the toilet? – Hollywood Rag

This would be good: Miss California’s mother is a dyke? – Just Jared

Moose knuckle stampede – Cityrag