Read A Bible!
You really shouldn’t be reading this. No, you should be reading your bible! That’s what hillbilly prostitot Miley Cyrus says. I’d follow her advice, but the last time I touched a bible, I suffered third-degree burns on my fangers!
In several Tweet posts, Miley went on and on about how gossip blogs are the work of the DEBIL and talking caca is killing lives. Or something like that.
Miley wrote (at least I think she’s trying to write), “talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words. the ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others. people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible b. reading stories/articles about what happens when cyber abuse and name calling happens. kids hurt themselves. this is not something to be taken lightly. i know these ‘message boards’ are “no big deal” to YOU but is to the victim. this has got to stop!!! oh and ps if your thighs don’t jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. 🙂”
What the hell is this possum yammering about?! I don’t think hos are calling her body fat. They are calling her gums fat. There’s a big difference. FAT GUMS. Get a gum transplant (copyright: J.Foxx)!
And my thighs haven’t jiggled since 2001, but I think that’s a weed side-effect. At least that’s what my doctor (aka dealer) tells me.
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