Morning Wood

May 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Katy Perry meets Mini-Katy Perry. But doesn’t Mini-Katy Perry look more like Katie Couric in the face and Tommy Girl in the body? – Best Week Ever

OctoCrazy pulled a Brit Brit – Celebitchy

Jordin Sparks still exists – ICYDK

The hot pieces from Make Me A Supermodel. And one of them needs to prune the dick bush a bit – Socialite Life

From Cathouse to Slaughterhouse – HuffPo

Has the Consortium of Evil tried the nearest Kinko’s, because I’m sure Shadow Hare works there part-time – Videogum

The third Twilight director said he was just joking about those comments he made trashing the series. Yeah, I’m sure a little thing called “crazy fangirls kidnapping your dog and drenching your house with ketchup” had nothing to do with the apology – I’m Not Obsessed

No. Just No. – Holy Moly!

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