Coke Does A Body Good

April 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Just slip a pair of platform flip-flops on HoHan and she’d look exactly like a sun-damaged day-shift hooker trying to trade handjobs for a gram outside of a Super 8 in Gainesville, FL. I mean, what is going on here? What is she doing? Why is just lying on someone’s lawn? They need to turn on the sprinklers to wash down her skank. Maybe the cold water will also wake up her narcoleptic tittays, because they are OUT.

Over the weekend, HoHan took a break from her oh-so stressful life to get in a few photo-ops in Maui with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and some friends. Homegirl needs to take herself to a luau (just don’t eat the pig), because her flat back beaver tail ass has a serious case of the hongries! Bitch’s ass is trying to devour her bikini bottoms. Give it some pineapple or a macadamia nut or something.

Tags: Crackheads, Fergie

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