Afternoon Crumbs

April 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lisa Rinna is naked. I cannot be held responsible if you chew your finger down to the bone and use it to stab your eyes out (NSFL) – ONTD

Up close and personal with Mel Gibson’s new favorite pair of sugartits – Egotastic!

This didn’t happen to Endora when she first wore this dress. SLUT! – Hollywood Tuna

Oprah needs to step away from the caps lock key. Kanye owns the copyright on that shit. – Just Jared

Thanks to POOP, the paparazzi care about the original Wino again – Lainey Gossip

Pink does have a hot body…for a dude (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Great Shitsby – Popsugar

Prince is a fancy lesbian – Towleroad

Amy Wino makes a funny – Holy Moly!

Computer virus or celebrity baby name? – Cityrag

Hugh Laurie defends the common man! – Celebitchy

I guess it’s legal in California for a used tampon to marry a lame horse – I’m Not Obsessed

Blame the recession on Janice Dickinson – ICYDK

JLove and Jamie Kennedy are so fucking sweet that I could just fart – Hollywood Rag

Upon seeing a horsey whore approaching, an orange killed itself – Socialite Life

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