Morning Wood
April 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Brit Brit still has no idea where the fuck she is! Keeps your ears open for her next WTF comments, “Is this real life, y’all?” – Scandalist
How to be Robert Pattinson – Socialite Life
Ginger Spice has found herself a new big bag of money to play with – I’m Not Obsessed
The fake Tony Blair will play the evilest vampire of all in Twilight – ICYDK
Simon Cowell is just being a tease. His rack isn’t going anywhere – Celebitchy
St. Angie’s costume is not made of animal fur. It’s made of the gray hairs Jennifer Aniston pulls out whenever Maddox crank calls her as John Mayer – Popeater
Kimbo Stewart still exists – The Bastardly
Kate Hudson is not ready to put her vagina on lockdown – SOW
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