Little Jenny’s Sunday Best

April 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is what 15-year-old Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and her mom wore to church yesterday. Okay, I haven’t been to church in like eons, so I have no idea what people wear anymore. If bitches show up looking like Courtney Love working the ho stroll in order to raise money for that exiled Nigerian Dignitary who e-mailed her, then I need to stop by more often while making my way home in the morning. That’s what these two look like. They had to pop in really quick to apologize to God for all the dark-sided shit they did only hours before.

You know they took extra swigs from the church wine and tried to snort the wafers. Actually, they probably brought a flask and asked to have it refilled for the road. I have to remember that one.

Here’s more of Young CLove, her mom Pat Benatar and her little sister after praying to Jesus yesterday.

Tags: Crackheads, Ed Westwick, Hookers, Prostitots

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