Morning Wood

March 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Every bitch gets fucking old. Even Michael T. Weiss is not immune. I’d still tap it. – SOW

The Grim Aniston reveals herself – I’m Not Obsessed

Now is your chance to own one of Fuggie Fug’s autographed diapers! – Popbytes

When Brooke Hogan inevitably makes her fuck show debut, Hulk Hogan will be sitting front row – Popeater

Brit Brit pays $2.7 million in lawyer fees! She should’ve went to Larry H. Parker. I’m pretty sure he works for food stamps – iVillage

Hooking up with a manwhore is better than hooking up with a lady beater – Celebitchy

Jade Goody: The Movie is happening – Holy Moly!

Chelsea Handler forever – EW

Robert Pattinson’s magical forest will protect him – Socialite Life

If St. Angie wants to lose 21 pounds, she should just get her lips deflated – ICYDK

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