Afternoon Crumbs

March 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Celebwhores riding invisible bicycles thanks to Photoshop. Well, except for Jakey G, he can naturally float like that – Holy Taco

Google Nay Nay Semel, you dumb fuck and it will tell you the Muppet is in rehab – Scandalist

When Morrissey rips his shirt off, the teenage Emo chola inside of me passes out – Towleroad

Orlando Bloom chopped his mop – Popsugar

Nasty piece of bacon fat in Complex – Popoholic

Bree Olson freaks out on the radio (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

American Idol’s Bikini Skank should just get on the Bang Bus already never come back – Egotastic!

Did Nicole Richie get knocked up just to help her new ugly ass maternity line? – Lainey Gossip

Blake Lively & Penn Badgley’s dinner threesome with Harvey Weinstein – Just Jared

Hayden Panettiere gives us a view of her troll pecs – Hollywood Tuna

Cheetoling in two – Hollywood Rag

Madamism on the rise – Cityrag

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