Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Which closeted TV icon enjoys “watersports” in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it. (Gatecrasher)

Those gentleman callers are weak. Partaking in golden showers is just another way to get clean…or dirty. Now, I don’t really believe it’s Mah Boo, but it was just an excuse to use that picture. Mah Boo only likes to tickle and cuddle. My real guess is Willard Scott?

Which OCD celeb is so scared of germs that she insists on having her toilet replaced in every hotel she stays in? (3am Girls)

I heard Vadge did this sort of thing, but I think Mimi might do it as well. And it’s hard to find a Hello Kitty toilet.

This tween-pleaser is not making any buddies in Toluca Lake. She enjoys taking her doggies out for a walk, like any responsible doggy owner does. Is she allergic to latex though? Because she never picks up, and people are getting pissed about the mess. And this girl doesn’t need any more unpopular points from real life folk, trust us. (BuzzFoto)

Hannah Shittannah? And she better not be allergic to latex, because the world is not ready to end. And that’s what will happen if she spawns.

Tags: Blind Items

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