Jessica’s Back In Her Coochie Cutters

March 9, 2009 / Posted by:

The big-tittied frog slathered herself in Vaseline (Papa Joe just jizzed) to squeeze into her truck stop hooker best to perform at a Strawberry Festival in Plant City, FL yesterday. Yes, a Strawberry Festival. By this time next month she’ll be performing at a party to celebrate the new gravel being laid down at a Piggly Wiggly parking lot in Booneville, Mississsippi. The big time!

I know there’s a tiny bulge down in Jessica’s baby carrying area, but let’s stay away from the BABY!!! rumors. That’s just irrelevant bloat.

It’s funny that she’s at a Strawberry Festival, because I can practically see her crotch berries in those denim panties.

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