Morning Wood

March 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Things they torture you with in Hell: A video of Tori Spelling doing “The Potty Dance” with Rachael Ray – I’m Not Obsessed

And another torture device used by Satan – Socialite Life

Jennifer Aniston says she’s totally over Brad. She went on to say, “But he’s not over me, okay. In my heart of hearts, I know he still loves me. My cat friends tell me so. He always will. He does. Right? Does he ask about me? Tell me he’s not over meeeeee!” – Celebitchy

Parasite Hilton’s feet should play the title role – Coming Soon

Don’t ever make out with Tracy Davies – Scandalist

Michelle Obama should have been carried into every inaugural ball on this chair and in that dress – Buzzfeed

YouTube commenters are the new Siskel & Ebert – Best Week Ever

A Seinfeld reunion! But I’m more interested in seeing Jerry reunite with his ruffled shirt – ICYDK

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