But How Broke Is She?

Bravo better have done a financial background check on Kandi Burruss, the newest ho on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, because if she hasn’t been called by at least three bill collectors in the past week, she is not the one!

EW.com says Kandi has replaced DaShawn Snow and her lock jaw as the newest housewife. Bravo quit DaShawn because viewers were going into seizures watching her trying to talk with a padlock on her jaw. It was hazardous to everyone’s health! And because DaShawn brought the zzzzzzzzzs.

Kandi is best known for being in the 90s girl group Xscape. Kandi also co-wrote TLC’s “No Scrubs.”

Okay, it sounds to me like this bitch doesn’t fit in! The royalty checks from “No Scrubs” must be keeping her checking account from hitting the overdraft protection button. Kandi’s going to have to let one of her houses go into foreclosure if she wants to fit in with those broke tramps. I mean, Sheree owes a law firm $87k in unpaid fees! Kandi better step up her broke ass game.

I’m also staring at Kandi’s picture wondering if this is the face of the bitch who will finally rip off Kim Zolciak’s rat tat tatty wig and return it to the roadside it came from.