Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Aramis Fuster – This is some I Dream of Jeannie gone wrong. Speaking of magic, Aramis claims to be the world’s only true witch. Apparently, she hasn’t learned the right spell to fix those loose threads on her elegant blouse. That shit bothers me! So, Aramis is a Spanish TV star and master spell caster. She says she was born in 1320 which would make her around 688 years old. That looks about right, right?

Back in March, Aramis said she had an affair with James Hewitt. She says they had beautiful tantric sex in the back of a Landcruiser. Aramis also can have sex with someone who is in another room or country with the help of a “magic mirror.” She calls it a “magic mirror,” we call it a webcam.

And she says she can cure cancer and AIDS! But unfortunately she can’t cure a disorder she herself suffers from called FUGFACE. I kid. Aramis is truly the answer to all the world’s problems.

By the way, her real name is Maria Antonia Perez Sanchez and according to records she’s 53-years-old.

(For Madam S.)

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