Morning Wood
January 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Ellen Degeneres doesn’t have the colossal chichis required to pull off Queen Aretha’s inauguration hat – UsWeekly
This new Emporio Armani ad needs more Beckham package – Celebitchy
Fairuza Balk lives! – ICYDK
The original Karate Kid hates the new Karate Kid – SOW
A big dick really does matter, says some study – The Frisky
When Lily Allen gets drunk, she buys an island – I’m Not Obsessed
The wrong twat got their ass beat – Socialite Life
Jay-Z or Andre Leon Talley? – Scandalist
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