It’s Not A C-Word Slip, But It Will Do

January 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

We haven’t had a c-word slip in a while, so I was hoping that at last night’s GGs someone would’ve gotten tanked and let the cunt out to play. Nobody did. BUT Mickey Rourke and Darren Aronofsky did give us a double. While accepting his award for Best Beast in a whatever, Mickey called Darren’s mom a bitch, basically. Darren responded by giving Mickey the one finger salute! That’s how they show their love for each other. In my family, flipping someone off is like giving them a warm hug.

NBC killed the fun for the West Coast. They censor a harmless middle finger, but they don’t put a black bar over Mickey’s roadkill face. This makes no sense! But seriously, I’m glad Mickey won. He deserved this shit back in the 90s for that porn movie Wild Orchid!

And Mickey wins my vote for best dressed dude last night. I know, I know. He’s like a guido at prom meets Hot Topic. But he’s wearing a sparkly scarf!

Tags: Award Shows, Your Face Scares Me

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