Beauty And The Crackie

January 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

What about Blaaaaaake?! Blaaake! Blaaaaake! I’ll scream his name while running down the street barefoot since Wino obviously isn’t anymore! Instead she’s screaming Joooooshhhh. Joooosh. That shit just isn’t the same. Your vocal cord doesn’t wiggle when you scream Jooossshh. Josh should think about changing his name to something that’s easier to scream. Think of the Wino!

Anyway, Josh Bowman is the name of the hot piece Wino has apparently been getting close to while on her neverending St. Lucia holiday. The Sun says Josh is some kind of rugby player and met Wino while on vacation with his mommy and sister.

I know what all of you are thinking, “What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!” You whores are so superficial! Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he’s always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it’s a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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