The Ho Is Free

As expected, Aubrey O’Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night’s episode of “Making the Sluts.” Aubrey’s closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she’s infected beyond repair with Aubrey’s skank. That leaves DK with just three members. Three members whose names I don’t know. Nor do I care to know.

During the finale, Aubrey showed up to speak her vagina…I mean…her mind. D. Woods didn’t even bother rolling out of bed for this shit.

Aubrey’s speech was truly touching. It’s the same speech I give my mother every time she calls me a dumbstupidwhoreskank.

Aubrey came out like a slut warrior and spoke out for shameless whores everywhere!

You know what, Aubrey? You don’t represent women, but you do represent SLUTS and that’s better! Don’t be ashamed, Aubrey! Suck those cocks and spit jizz into the faces of the ugly bitches who are hating on you.

At the end of her speech, Aubrey gets up like she’s on Girls Gone Wild. If there was a bar behind her, she would have gotten on top of it and flashed her fake titty sacks. I love her.

Below is the clip, but grab a box of Kleenex before you watch it. Your genitals will probably start crying after listening to Aubrey’s moving words of slut wisdom.