Brit Brit’s Going Back To Court

October 8, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

During Brit Brit’s crazy days, she hit a car in a parking lot and drove off. She was charged with misdemeanor driving without a valid California license. In order to avoid a stupid trial, Brit was offered a plea deal which would have put her on one-year probation and cost her 150 bucks. Brit’s lawyer rejected the offer, so it’s going to trial! Trials are fun! For us anyway.

Brit Brit’s case will go before a jury on October 15th. I hope those jury members like the sumptuous scent of Cheeto queefs in the morning.

Brit Brit probably wanted to go to trial, because she misses one particular hot bitch. It could only be one person. DOLLHOUSE DUDE! Where’s there a Brit Brit court case, there’s a dude wearing a broke down dollhouse on his head. The court should wise up and hire DD to entertain them during recess with his stand-up routine. I can’t wait! Awww….Brit Brit and DD should get married already. It’s obvious that they belong together.

Below are some pictures of Our Lady of Cheetos at Wasteland on Melrose today. She’s trying on silly glasses. She’s 100% sane now. This proves it!

Tags: Britney Spears

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