Which One Of You Was It?

I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from “House.” Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin’ for Hugh Laurie.

One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, “PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE.” I wrote back and told the ho there wasn’t any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, “SO! POST OLD ONES!” There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that’s beside the point!

Anyway, when I read that Hugh’s house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That’s all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, ‘Where’s the laptop?’ Then we realized.”

The police think it’s the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.

Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh’s told The Sun that he’s kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don’t think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”

I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the “surprise” you left him in his panty drawer!