The Return Of The Wig

The wig has returned….. Except this one doesn’t look like it’s covered in Pepto-Bismol jizz and Brit Brit isn’t wearing it to cover up the crazy in her brains, she’s wearing it for work. Sigh. Here I was getting all excited thinking our gas station hopping, Frapp worshiping, pap beating, London holding, First Lady of Cheetos was back for more fun and games. Yes, that’s wrong of me to wish this. I’ll add this to the long list of things to discuss with my shrink this week.

Brit Brit channeled Mia Wallace in “Pulp Fiction” to shoot her video for “Womanizer” in Los Angeles last night. Cheeto Wallace! Actually, she kind of looks like Melanie Griffith in “Something Wild.” Shit, that movie is hot.

Here’s a few more of Brit Brit looking like Cheetopatra in need of a Lee Press-On makeover while leaving her shoot last night. Brit Brit’s slaves suck at covering her up from the pappies. What the fuck is her assistant doing? Yes, honey, we see that purse and it’s fugly! Now put it down and go get your master a Venti Frapp with extra extra whipped cream!