Cruella de Stone Will Have The Last Laugh!

A judge in California has ruled that Cruella de Stone will no longer share joint custody of her son Roan with her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. Cruelle has lost joint custody and Phil has been granted sole physical custody.

In October 2004, the court gave Phil and Cruella joint custody of Roan. Cruella recently filed papers asking for changes to the arrangement, but she still wanted to keep joint custody. Entertainment Tonight reports that the court denied her requests because she “failed to meet her burden of proof.” Whatever that means.

The judge said that the ruling is permanent unless circumstances change.

Phil and Cruella were married in 1998. They adopted Roan in 2000. They divorced in 2004. Cruella also adopted two other sons, Laird Vonne Stone and Quinn Kelly. Roan, Laird and Quinn? They sound like characters in “The Legend of Zelda.”

You better believe that Cruella isn’t going to let this go! Nobody screws with her and gets away with hit. She’s probably on the phone with the grouchy Komodo dragon that bit off Phil’s big toe! She wants that mean old Komodo dragon to strike again!

On second thought, that Komodo dragon was probably made into a purse for Cruella shortly after he chomped off Phil’s toe, but she’ll get her revenge somehow!