Phelps Gets Some Ass In Vegas

September 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The dolphin man visited the Playboy Club in Las Vegas last night and demonstrated his excellent backstroke on one of the resident hos there. Although, in Vegas they call it the “ass stroke.” A couple of minutes after this picture was taken, the chick’s ass turned to solid gold.

Radar managed to get a couple of pictures of Phelps in action last night. They also said he didn’t waste anytime bringing the hos to his side: “It was unreal. Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”

Phelps has got a fucking Polident grip! Hopefully, if that chick went back to Phelps’ tank, she triple bagged it (2 bags for his dick and 1 for his face). Seriously, I don’t even think a two regular condoms could contain Phelps’ spermies. His little fishies can bust through iron.

And Debbie Phelps would say this young lady was definitely having a “Chico’s kind of day.”

Tags: PHELPS!!!

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]