Phelps Gets Some Ass In Vegas

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

The dolphin man visited the Playboy Club in Las Vegas last night and demonstrated his excellent backstroke on one of the resident hos there. Although, in Vegas they call it the “ass stroke.” A couple of minutes after this picture was taken, the chick’s ass turned to solid gold.

Radar managed to get a couple of pictures of Phelps in action last night. They also said he didn’t waste anytime bringing the hos to his side: “It was unreal. Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.

Phelps has got a fucking Polident grip! Hopefully, if that chick went back to Phelps’ tank, she triple bagged it (2 bags for his dick and 1 for his face). Seriously, I don’t even think a two regular condoms could contain Phelps’ spermies. His little fishies can bust through iron.

And Debbie Phelps would say this young lady was definitely having a “Chico’s kind of day.”

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