Teen Mothers Gotta Stick Together

September 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Petit Tresor, basically the only baby store celebrities buy shit from, has opened up their big mouths and said that Jamie Lynn Spears bought a baby bunch of shit for Bristol Palin. According to CelebTV.com, Lynne Spears called into the store and requested that a number of overpriced items be sent to Bristol in Alaska on behalf of Jamie Lynn.

A “source” said, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths.”

Damn. Lynne is a cheap bitch.

The pressie also included a note: “Dear Bristol, Hang in there! XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears.” XXOO?

Two kisses before two hugs? Tramp! And Lynne really should have signed it: “From one Juno to another.”

I see what Lynne is doing here. She thinks that buy sending a couple of fancy baby vomit napkins, she’s going to get into the good graces of possibly the new VP. Sorry Lynne! They aren’t inviting you to the White House possum roast. It’s just not happening. On second thought, they probably will invite her. Even worse, they will probably give her a position. Lynne Spears: Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Jamie Lynn Spears

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