Didn’t We Already Know This?

August 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Look at Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn! They are laughing their perfectly shaped ass lips off because they are so beautiful and so fertile, and we’re not! They need to shut their lips and go back to the Ralph Lauren ad they came from.

With all the baby announcements going on, I’m starting to lose track on who’s knocked up and who’s popped. I could have sworn on my Pee Chee folder that Angie and Jason already announced they were bringing another perfect baby into this cruel world. I guess I was wrong. They already have two daughters, Finely and Avery. Expect their third child to be named Moray, Beasely or Tinsley.

Their pr whore issued this statement to UsWeekly: “The couple originally denied reports that they were pregnant in an attempt to take back the right to release the joyous news themselves.” Oh joy! Another baby. BABIES!!!

Speaking of BABIES!!!, when is Gwen Stefani going to finally give birth? She’s been pregnant for yeeeeeaaaars! Baby is smart. Baby should stay in there as long as possible. Shit, I’d crawl in there if I could. It’s warm and she probably has cable.

Tags: Boring Couples, Knocked Up, The "Who Cares?" News

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