Morning Wood
August 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The Jonas Brothers new wax statues will be covered in tween slobber by the end of the week. Trust. – SOW
Donnie Wahblerg and his wife file for divorce on the same day – Celebitchy
Hilary Duff is wearing a ring on her wedding finger which means she’s totally engaged. Right? – A Socialite’s Life
Twit and Twat will marry on live TV. Wake me when their execution is going to be on live TV. – Mollygood
What in Vicodin hell is Paula Abdul wearing? Speaking of Vicodin, anybody got one? – I’m Not Obsessed
Those Hanson hos have strong spermies – ICYDK
MiserAlba’s return to the red carpet. And she’s smiling 🙁 – Popoholic
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