The Truth About Hermes?

August 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When I first heard that Kelly Rutherford named her son Hermés, I figured it was a family name or something. I mean, Megan Lewis from “Melrose Place” couldn’t have possibly named him after the fashion house? Well, according to some bitch close to her, that’s exactly why she named him Hermés.

A source told Page Six that she really loves the label and that was one of the reasons why she gave him that name. The source also said, “She also said her husband once worked as a mailman and the messenger god is Hermes.” Gag. Dr. Kimberly Shaw, handle this bitch.

At least Kelly’s favorite label isn’t Baby Phat, Strawberry, Miss Sixty, Forever 21, Victoria’s Secret, Z. Cavaricci, FUBU, Jaclyn Smith for Kmart or Cucci. I think Cucci is exclusively sold in Chinatown.

I think I’ll do things the Kelly Rutherford way and name my first born after my favorite label: Kraft® Mayo Real Mayonnaise. I want a mayo sandwich right now!

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