Smile, You’re Getting Sued

July 31, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This past May, Cruella de Stone said the earthquake in China was “karma” for what’s going on in Tibet. Well, 1,000 Chinese victims and a Manhattan lawyer served her with legal papers announcing their plans to sue her ass for $1 billion. $1 billion!

Ming Hai, the laywer from NYC, wrote, “For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your . . . statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress.”

Sharon later apologized for the dumbass comment and said she “could not be more regretful for that mistake.”

Okay, if Cruella even had $1 billion, she would have already spent it on her own mink farm and fur factory. She also would have bought up as many endangered animals as she could for her own personal use.

Ming Hai has the right idea. I say, sue the bitch. I’m also going to sue Cruella for the atrocity called “The Muse.” I actually paid to see that shit in the movie theaters!

Here’s Chrissy Crocker’s older sister in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Tags: Sharon Stone

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