I Will Always Love Cheeto

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

The Cheeto Princess might be in love with one of her bodyguards. Cue band!And IIIIIIIIII wiiiiilll always love cheeeeeetooooooooo!

The Sun reports that the dude’s name is Lee and he’s a former Israeli soldier. Lee has been staying at Brit Brit’s Cheeto palace and is visiting her ass on his day off. A source said, “He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical.

Since when does she like dudes who are in “great shape“? Adnan Ghalib has double D chichis. And KFed had straight-up FOPA (fat over penis area).

Brit Brit has a history of effing with the staff. Lee is the fourth employee to get involved with Brit. They just can’t resist her Frapp juices. Seriously, you know she squirts Frapp.

Above is Lee with Brit Brit in Mexico earlier this week. Hmmm…if it looks like a tool, walks like a tool and dances like a tool….it’s totally fucking Brit Brit.

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