Joss Stone Wants This

July 15, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s no surprise that everybody wants to rub their genitals all over Mark Ronson’s luscious bod, but he’s picky and won’t fuck just any dirty whore. Oh well, there goes my chances. I’ll just switch my focus to SamRo. I’ll have better luck there.

During an interview, Mark talked about a certain singer that wanted to do sexy times with him. He said, “I’m not the sort of producer that shags every artist he works with. I’ve had enough offers, but I’m very picky. I’ve said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, whom shall remain unnamed.”

When the interviewer asked if he was talking about Joss Stone, Mark just smiled and winked. They don’t call her Joss “Fucks For Tracks” Stone for nothing.

Why is that if someone like Justin Timberlake said this shit, I would stand on my toilet and scream douche at the top of my lungs. But when dreamy Mark Ronson says it, I swoon a little. I’m dickmatized by a dick I’ve never had. Pathetic!

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