I Need To Know His Name!!!!

July 8, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I’ve been refreshing People.com like a hundred times this morning in hopes that they’ve confirmed the name of Matthew McConaughey’s spawn! Yeah, Matthew’s chick, Camila Alves, popped out a baby boy last night in Los Angeles. He weighed in at 7 lbs., 4 oz. I’m sure the first words out of the doctor’s mouth was, “Pee yew! Put this baby in the showers!”

Baby Stinky was born on the same day as Nicky Kidman’s Sunday pillow! They can date in a few years.

I need to know this baby’s name!!!! Knowing this information is the most important thing in the world right now. I swear, if it’s not something amazingly fucked up like Ganga, Bongo Bongo, Rooster Jr. or just “Baby,” I’m going to be extremely disappointed. I shouldn’t hold my weed breath, because knowing Camila’s boring ass, she’s going to name him something normal. Booooo.

Image:Pacific Coast News

Tags: Matthew McConaughey

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