Even JLo’s Bitch Is A Bitch

June 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

JLo has been sued! A flight attendant on a private jet claims one of JLo’s guard dogs bit her on the leg during a flight two years ago reports The NYDN. Lisa Wilson, 40, wants $5 million, because she claims her ass can’t work anymore. Lisa stated in the lawsuit filed yesterday that the dog bite caused her ass to fall, fucking up her back.

Before the flight to Burbank, JLo told Lisa the guard was “well-behaved.” A little while into the flight, the dog attacked and bit at her leg. Lisa tried to run away, but ended up twisting and falling on her back. She had surgery on it and now can no longer work.

Skeletor better get his zombie jizz ready! JLo has to make more babies for more multi-million dollar photo exclusives. They need that cash to pay Lisa’s ass.

And wait…..are we sure the dog wasn’t Skeletor? He was probably wearing one of JLo’s dog fur coats. He was cold and grouchy that day, because he didn’t get any virgin’s blood the night before.

Tags: Jennifer Lopez

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