R. Kelly Is Free

June 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

What a pisser! A jury in Chicago just acquitted R. Kelly of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury spent less than a day deliberating the case.

R. Kelly denied it was him in the video. His lawyers used “The Little Man” defense. They believe bitches digitally altered the sex tape to make it look like R. Kelly was in it. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

The not guilty verdict came six years after R. Kelly was charged with videotaping himself having piss sex with a girl, who prosecutors say was 13 at the time.

Damn! You know that jury was filled with a bunch of golder-shower-loving sick ass bitches! I’m not surprised. R. Kelly better send the Wayans Brothers a big “THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS” basket. “Little Man” saved R. Kelly!

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