It’s Good To Be MiserAlba

June 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

MiserAlba is smiling! Hell, we would all be smiling too if we were laying in the pool, pissing and farting as we pleased. Pregnant hos can piss and fart on themselves without judgment.

Speaking of pissing in the pool, when I was a little kid, my friend’s pool had water jets in it. Pissing in the jets was one of the greatest things ever. Unfortunately, his dumb bitch of a mom found out that I was giving golden showers to the jets. She told me that they put this special liquid in the pool that would turn my piss bright red, so I shouldn’t even think about doing it anymore. That shit scarred me for life!

To this day, I can’t even piss in my own bath tub (don’t judge) without thinking the water will turn red. Damn her! Okay, that pool story really happened last weekend.

Here’s more of MiserAlba pissing in the pool.

Tags: Jessica Alba

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