Afternoon Crumbs

May 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Cougar chichis!! – Egotastic!

The Jonas Brothers are the new Village People – Just Jared

Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Asshole and Pete’s fuglymoon – Popsugar

Uma Thurman’s flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

A tour of Tila Tequila’s tattoos. Bring protection – Cityrag

Bethany Hamilton’s one-armed lip gloss – Jezebel

Sheryl Crow goes to congress – A Socialite’s Life

ICYMI: The chick Shania’s husband dumped her ass for – IDLYITW

A close-up of Paula Abdul’s cleavage. Just because – Hollywood Rag

P.S. – Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for mentioning Dlisted in this week’s issue.

P.P.S. – Thanks to Logo for naming Dlisted the “Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever” at their NewNowNext Awards. Dlisted is also up for the audience award in the same category. Click here to vote if you give a half shit.

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