Whore Of A Mother

May 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The world is going to end in 2009. It has to. That’s when Wonky McValtrex plans to breed. Wonky is currently “in love” with Benji Madden and she told Heat magazine (via SF Chronicle) that she wants to start a family next year. Wonk said, “I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I’m so busy, but next year.”

I’m sure she’ll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!

Benji’s love has also turned Wonky into some kind of domestic. A source told E! that the two spend most of their nights at home. Wonky even cooks for him. The source said, “The two stay home as much as they can, cooking dinners and just hanging out. She makes him her specialty dish, lasagna, and he loves it.”

Lasagna in “wonk talk” means something totally different. It’s probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.

Here’s Wonky buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.

Tags: Paris Hilton

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