Stephen Tyler Is In Rehab

May 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Stephen Victor Tallarico aka Stephen Tyler has checked himself into rehab in Pasadena, CA. TMZ reports that 60-year-old Stephen is receiving treatment at the joint where Dr. Drew practices and where “Celebrity Rehab” is shot. Stephen is being treated for substance abuse.

His spokeswhore would not comment.

Are they sure it wasn’t Janice Dickinson that checked into rehab? They look like twins and she fucking needs help too.

Seriously, Stephen is getting too old for that crackhead shit! There comes a time when you need to put down the pipe, pick up the remote and turn on “Murder She Wrote.” Being 60 is all about worshiping Angela Lansbury, eating lunch at Hometown Buffet and nagging your children. 60 is not about drugging and boozing.

If anybody can help him, Dr. Drew can! I think….

Tags: Rachel Zoe, Rehab

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