Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!

May 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I’m not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can’t get enough of her! The French must love poultry.

PP ~~crashed~~ show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie’s itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she’s just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.

And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she’s about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the “licking coochie” gesture. She’s directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.

Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight’s “Changeling” premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!

Tags: Dita Von Teese, Phoebe Price, Sharon Stone, Victoria Silvstedt

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