We’ll Always Have Costa Rica

May 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Brit Brit Spears has reportedly returned from her weekend with Mel Gibson in Costa Rica. I wonder if they played spin the bottle and froze Daddy Spears’ panties? Anyway, OK! Magazine reports that Brit was due back in Los Angeles early this morning for some kind of custody meeting.

A source said, “She has a previously scheduled custody mediation meeting. With the tight leash that her dad has on her, it would take an act of God for her to not be there.” Um….a bag of Costa Rican Cheetos could probably keep her from getting on that plane. Wait, do they have South American Cheetos? Must. Check. At first I thought that said “meditation meeting.” I was like, “That ho meditates?” I can hear her chanting, “Frappna-Cheeto-oooo, Frappna-Cheeto-oooo.”

Here’s some pics of Brit Brit boogie boarding in Costa Rica yesterday.

Tags: Britney Spears

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