Put Your Snatch Away! We Have Company!

April 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I enjoy walking around naked in the comfort of my own apartment every now and again. It usually makes my dog go into dry heaves, but who really cares about that. Kelly Clarkson also loves wearing her Birthday suit around the house. The difference is that I put shit on when I have company. Kelly doesn’t. I don’t like the visuals in my head that go along with this story.

UsWeekly (via MSNBC) claims Kelly loves being nude around everyone. A source claims that Kelly doesn’t even cover her privates when her house is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.” When questioned about it, Kelly tells her visitors, “I just really like being naked” Someone has to like it!

Being naked around visitors is one way to speed things up. At least Kelly doesn’t have to worry about them sticking around too long. Unless they get stuck on the snail trails her vagina leaves all over the furniture.

Thanks Maria

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