The Bachelor: Meet Michele Smith

Excuse her beauty! Last night on The Bachelor, we got a glimpse of what Shayne might look like when she’s older. The glimpse was glamorous and her name is Michele Smith! True beauty! Obviously, Shauna Sand has been ripping off this bitch’s high style for years. They use the name lip liner shade.

Shayne brought Bachelor Matt to meet her mother on last night’s episode. Michele is actually pretty normal, it’s just her fucking face that’s not normal. Matt must have been drunk as hell, because it didn’t phase him. If it was me, I would have told producers right then and there that the show was over, because I was picking Shayne. There’s no way I would miss an opportunity to spend every Christmas with glamorous Michele.

Lorenzo Lamas was also in the episode, but his ass was boring. He didn’t even talk about Falcon Crest. BORING! If I’m having “cheese and fruit” with Lorenzo, we’re talking about Shauna Sand and Falcon Crest.

The other slags on the show, also brought Matt to see their families, but it was filled with yawns. Amanda tried to give us a little excitement by hiring actors to play her parents. The fake mom hit on Matt hardcore and it was sort of funny. It still didn’t hide the fact that Amanda is about as exciting as a pap smear.

Below is a clip of beautiful Michele with Matt. I don’t think I listened to a word she said, because I was too busy watching her lip liner dance and praying her face would fall into Matt’s lap. Gorgeous finally has a name and its Michele Smith! I’ve also attached a little photo of Lorenzo and Michele in 1985. So fucking hot.