Man’s Best Sweater

March 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Beth and Brian Willis’ two dogs have bit the dust, but their pooches will always have a place near their hearts. Beth and Brian had their dogs’ hair turned into sweaters. I’ve seen this shit on TV. You collect the hair your dogs shed and keep it in a safe place. You take the hair to some bitch who will make whatever you want out of it. I would probably have a pair of panties made. Well, my dog is always smelling my crotch. Too much information…

Mrs. Willis said, “It is not actually a hair but a wool, which is why it is so good for clothes. It would just fall off the dogs and I would run a wet hand over the carpet and pick it up. We found out from the breeders we got the pups from that it was possible to use their coat for clothes. Apparently it is quite popular with lots of the people who breed long-haired dogs.” Popular among the insane!

The Willis’ had the sweaters made before their two dogs passed away. Mrs. Willis says she wears hers all the time.

For the love of dog! I’m sorry, but any garment that I have to flea-dip regularly is not going anywhere near my body.

Source

Thanks Ginger

Tags: Animal Stories

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