That Bitch Looks Nothing Like Her

March 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Britney Spears next video “Break the Ice” will star an anime character that looks nothing like her. The Sun has screen shots of Brit as a tall and thin superhero in a futuristic world. The idea to do a cartoon video came from the head of Britney herself. I’m sure it did. Brit was probably babbling in crazy talk about all the things she wanted in the video. She wanted dancing cheetos, a Frapp fountain and hundreds of dancing Adnans. That’s when the label decided, “Um…we’re going to do a cartoon video. Yeah.”

If you’re going to do a cartoon video then do it right! They should have paid tribute to a fellow crazy, Paula Abdul, and done a knock-off of the Opposite Attract video. Instead of Paula Abdul and MC Scat Kat, it could’ve been Brit and Chester the Cheetah. Stupidos!

Tags: Britney Spears

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