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Jessica Simpson is in Kuwait to perform in “Operation MySpace,” but sources are saying this isn’t much of a charity show. Jessica’s camp (aka Papa Joe) demanded a private plane which cost around $150,000. Her spokeswhore denies she flew by private plane.

It was also reported that Jessica and her entourage (including The Paves) would be bunking with the troops. MSNBC reports this isn’t so. A source told them that Jessica would be bunking with them for as long as it takes to shoot a picture. The source said, “Jessica doesn’t sleep in tents or bunks the night before a concert. She needs to give a good performance — there’s no way Joe will want The Pussycat Dolls (who are also performing as part of the same show) to upstage his daughter. He’ll have her sleeping in a proper bed in the right environment.”

Jessica is also not fronting the bill for her $6k per day make-up artist and stylist. The Paves charges $10k per day. “This isn’t a charity show. The people around Jessica aren’t donating their time or cutting their rates as if this was Jess’s charity Operation Smile. Someone is picking up the tab, and it’s not going to be Jessica.” I can’t believe The Paves makes $10,000 a day to fuck a bitch up. There’s a lot of foolios in Hollywood.

Jessica performs today and will get on a plane immediately after. She will spend around 3 hours with the troops (handjobs). Papa Joe is planning to take his own pictures, so that he can shop them to a celebrity weekly.

MySpace would not say who’s covering her tab.

Thousands of dollars a day to make that woman look like that? Give me 20 clams and I’ll set that bitch up. I’ll throw on of Britney’s old weaves on her, spray her down with Wet ‘N Wild and slap a bikini on her ass. If the troops have to sit through her horrible singing, they might as well get a little tits and ass action out of it.