White Oprah!
March 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
It’s been too long since I’ve seen this crusty and over-processed version of Mama Rose. Oh how I’ve missed White Oprah. W.O. dragged her 45-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, out to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner last night in NYC. Aren’t they a lovely family. Dirty, but lovely. I could wring all them out and probably provide Sunset Tan with enough fake tan liquid to last them a few years. Recycling!
And why must Lindsay always fuck the camera with her eyes? Must this slut try to fuck everything? Not even cameras are safe. I totally love her gorilla pubic hair coat. It must have cost her a pennies. Yeah right, she stole it.
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