The Photoshop Awards: Xtina
March 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
What’s up with this Hitchcock-inspired shit? It’s everywhere and it needs to stop. Xtina tried to channel her inner Grace Kelly for Stephen Webster jewelry ads.
Xtina said she was honored to work with Stephen, “Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and this collection has been an incredible experience. He’s a wonderful designer with a creative spirit and innovative vision and I am honored to be a part of it all.”
Please bitch! Honored my ass. He wrote the right number of zeros on your check. That’s what got you to do it.
To put it bluntly, these ads suck. She looks like she’s letting out a slow queef. Silent, but violent. Wait, do queefs smell? I don’t want to know.
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