Paris Hilton’s Box Office Triumph!

February 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Paris Hilton’s “Hottie & The Nottie” made $26,000 on 111 screens this weekend. That’s about $225 per theater or 30 people per venue. Everyone’s calling it a flop, but I’m calling it a fucking success. Shit, if it sold $10 worth of tickets it would have been considered a hit in my eyes. I can’t believe that many people paid to see this scabby piece of twat flesh on the silver screen.

Get this crap. Paris is in talks to turn her shit-hole movie into a reality TV show. She said it will be like a makeover show starring her. She said, “Cameras would just follow them around and see how they get along. They could do things like go to a club. It could be, like, a makeover show too.”

Great. Turn an average and normal looking woman and turn her into a whore. We already have that. It’s called America’s Next Top Model.

Source Image: Splash

Tags: Paris Hilton

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]