Soooo Clean?

February 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Matthew McConaughey has been around NYC promoting that “Foolio’s Gold” shit and he’s looking so clean. He looks like he actually bathed a few times. I don’t like it. I even pressed my nose up against my computer screen hoping to get a whiff of body odor or something. I got a slight scent of Irish Spring mixed with Pert Plus. This isn’t right. He looks like he’s the one running for President.

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