Knut The Terrible

January 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Animal experts have called the most famous polar bear in the world, Knut, a psychopath. RUDE! The star of the Berlin zoo was raised by humans after his bitch of a mom turned her furry back on him. One expert said that Knut has become addicted to humans and will never fuck another polar bear. Who needs those sluts? I heard polar bear cooze is oily.

He said he is completely divorced from nature. “Knut is a problem bear who has become addicted to human beings.”

All this drama is starting again, because there’s another polar bear cub named Flocke at the Nuremberg Zoo. Flocke’s momma is also a dumb whore that has rejected Flocke. Bitch probably wants to run away to Las Vegas to become a showgirl. Too bad her dreams will be shattered and she’ll be forced to turn tricks in the back of the Golden Nugget. Anyway, Flocke is now being raised by zoo keepers.

Since Knut and Flocke are psychopath outcasts, why don’t they get together. You know, shack up, get married and then try the sex thing. It’s a love story waiting to happen.

Source: Metro

Tags: Animal Stories

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