Stars In Her Eyes

January 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Moss’ 34th Birthday blowout started at 2:30pm yesterday and it’s going. Kate and her guests started boozing at the Dorchester Hotel before continuing their debauchery at Punk night club. When that shit let out they continued to drink to their livers fell out at Kate’s house. Don’t any of these people have jobs? Is this fucking ancient Greece?

Kate’s hard partying is written all over her face. She needs a good scrub. She also needs Dreamboat Doherty back in her life. It’s just not the same without him. He was probably standing on his balcony, drinking hot tea (because he doesn’t booze anymore…ha!) and singing a lullaby to Kate. It’s like the crackhead version of “An American Tail.” Cue band! “Somewhere……out there……..beeeeeneeeath the pale mooooonlight..someone’s thinking ooooof meeee…”

Here’s Kate with her guests which included her fugly fug boyfriend, Kelly Osbourne and Ronnie Wood.

Tags: Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne

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